Track 1



Bully in the Alley by Three Pruned Men
From: Rogues Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Seas Songs & Chanteys/Various Artists (Anti/2006)
This two CD, 43-track collection features, among others, Nick Cave, Sting, the great actor and magician Ricky Jay, Loudon Wainwright III, Bryan Ferry and someone or something called Jack Shit. It is easily the best thing to come out of the drawn-out and horrible pirate craze of the last few years (which amounted to one good movie and an endless string of terrible jokes). The CD notes describe the titular bully as a man so stupid drunk that he can’t drag his sorry ass back on the ship. Meanwhile, his thoughts drift to the lovely Sally:
Sally got down and dirty!
She is the girl that I gots to have!
I love that the singer sounds like a South Park’s Cartman, only wasted,
consumptive and 40 years old. With more sex, brawling, drinking and swearing
than an episode of Deadwood, note that Rogue’s Gallery isn’t appropriate for
young children or the weak of heart.

P.S. I have no idea who Three Pruned Men are. And I have no idea why this posts insists on formatting the way it has. Nothing I've done changes it. Curses!

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